Now you can update your Facebook Status according to your mood. If you are in fun loving or humorous mood and want to update your Facebook Status according to your present mood. Collection of all type funny Facebook status messages, COOL Facebook status ideas, Relationship status, best messages, sad whatsapp emoticon status etc.
- Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
- Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous
- It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.
- Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight
- I don't think we love each other in the same way. And...I think keeping you near me, would destroy me. ― S.C. Stephens, Thoughtless
- The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
- LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT'S WORTHS MAKING.!
- “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
- Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
- If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
- Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega
- You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
- I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative
- If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
- Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
- “You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.” – Anthony Jeselnik
- Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
- When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
- My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
- One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.
- If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!
- Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P
- Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein
- “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”–Across the Universe by Beth Revis
- Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
- Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. ~John Keats
- "I know he's a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”
- "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
- 'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.' -Rosanne Barr
- ”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”
