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  • Chalo aaj duniya baant lete hai tum meri baki sab tumhara
  • Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…” ♥ :-)
  • “There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”

  • it’s funny how a person can hurt you so much when you were expecting it in the first place

  • “When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much & it always seems you hurt the most” !!

  • There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief and unspeakable love.
  • At the end of the night, Before you close your eyes, Be content with what you ‘ve done and be proud of who you are…
  • In relationships,the little things are the biggest things.
  • When you lose somebody you love, you never get over it, you get used to it.
  • Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down…
  • Some people come into our lives and qickly go, SOme stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same…

Naam uska likh kar mita raha tha main,
Dil ko apne yun bahla raha tha main..!!
Na thi jisko mere pyar ki kadar ae dosto,
Ittefaq se usi ko chah raha tha main..!!
Usi diye ne jala diya mere hatho ko,
Jisko hawa se bacha raha tha main …!!

Roz dhalti huyi shaam se dar lagta hain,
Ab mujhe ishq ke anjaam se dar lagta h

Jab se tumne mujhe dhokha diya,
Tabse mohabbat k nam se b dar lagta hai.

वो मुहब्बत भी उसकी थी वो नफरत भी उसकी थी ,

वो अपनाने और ठुकराने की अदा भी उसकी थी !

मैं अपनी वफा का इन्साफ किस से मांगता ,
वो शहर भी उसका था वो अदालत भी उसकी थी !

Na hum rhe dil lagane kabil,

Na dil rha gam uthane kabil,

Lage uski yaado ke jo zakham dil par,
Na chhoda usne muskurane ke kabil..!

Kabhi hum pe wo jan diya karte the,

Jo hum kehte the wo maan liya karte the,

Aaj pas se anjaan banke guzar gaye,
Jo dur se hume pehchan liya kerte the..!!

Kitaabo me kehte hai phool todna mana hai

Baagon me kehte hai phool todna mana hai

Phoolon se keemti cheez hain dil
Koyi nahi kehta ki dil todna mana hain…..!!

Mohabbat ki daastan sunane aaye hain,

Tabaah krne k bad wo pyar jatane aye hai

Aansu pochh liye the hamnein kab ke
Magar wo fir se aaj hume rulane aaye hai.


 खुद ही दे जाओगे तो बेहतर है..!

वरना हम दिल चुरा भी लेते हैं..!

 मेरे बारे में इतना मत सोचना ,
दिल में आता हूँ , समज में नही ।

 तुम जिन्दगी में आ तो गये हो मगर ख्याल रखना,
हम ‘जान’ दे देते हैं मगर ‘जाने’ नहीं देते !!

 मोहब्बत है मेरी इसीलिए दूर है मुझसे,
अगर जिद होती तो शाम तक बाहों में होती ।

 वो खुद पर गरूर करते है, तो इसमें हैरत की कोई बात नहीं,
जिन्हें हम चाहते है, वो आम हो ही नहीं सकते !!

 तुम खुश-किश्मत हो जो हम तुमको चाहते है वरना,
हम तो वो है जिनके ख्वाबों मे भी लोग इजाजत लेकर आते है..!!

 Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate…
Main aur Tum agar hum ho jaate…

 My heart was taken by you, broken by you
And now it’s in pieces because of you….!!!


वो बड़े ताज्जुब से पूछ बैठा मेरे गम की वजह..
फिर हल्का सा मुस्कराया, और कहा, मोहब्बत की थी ना… ??


 Sometimes it’s better to be alone,
No one can hurt you that way.


Kuch isliye b mene use jaane se nhi roka,
Kyu ki jata hi kyu agar mera hota……!!!!!

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वक़्त नूर को बहनूर कर देता है
थोड़े से जखम को नासूर कर देता है
वरना कोन चाहता है तुम जेसे दोस्तो से दूर रहना
वक़्त ही तो इंसान को मजबूर कर देता


टूटे हुए प्याले में जाम नहीं आता
इश्क़ में मरीज को आराम नहीं आता
ये बेवफा दिल तोड़ने से पहले ये सोच तो लिया होता
के टुटा हुआ दिल किसी के काम नहीं आता ……..


लोग रूप देखते है ,हम दिल देखते है ,
लोग सपने देखते है हम हक़ीकत देखते है,

लोग दुनिया मे दोस्त देखते है,
हम दोस्तो मे दुनिया देखते है.


करो कुछ ऐसा दोस्ती में
की ‘Thanks & Sorry’ words बे-ईमान लगे
निभाओ यारी ऐसे के ‘यार को छोड़ना मुश्किल’
और दुनिया छोड़ना आसान लगे


वो बेवफा हमारा इम्तेहा क्या लेगी…
मिलेगी नज़रो से नज़रे तो अपनी नज़रे ज़ुका लेगी…
उसे मेरी कबर पर दीया मत जलाने देना…
वो नादान है यारो… अपना हाथ जला लेगी.


आज़ाद हैं तोह आसमान छु ही आएंगे
ज़िंदा है तो हर जंग जीत जायेंगे
साथ हैं हम तो दुनिया को दिखा आएंगे
तिरंगे के तीन रंगों में देश को समा जायेंगे


महोब्बत की शम्मा जला कर तो देखो,
जरा दिल की दुनियाँ सजा कर तो देखो,
तुम्हे हो ना जाऐ महोब्बत तो कहना,
जरा हमसे नजरें मिलाकर तो देखो... 


हर वक्त गुल बनकर मुस्कुराना जिन्दगी है,
मुस्कुराकर गम भुलाना जिन्दगी है,
जीत कर मुस्कुराऐ तो क्या मुस्कुराऐ,
हार कर मुस्कुराना जिन्दगी है....


दुनिया में ईमान नहीं है
फिर भी तू हैरान नहीं है..
तू जो बेईमान नहीं है
कोई बेईमान नहीं है..
तुमको मैं पहचान रहा हूँ
तुमसे बस पहचान नहीं है.. ...



सुबह का हर पल ज़िंदगी दे आपको
दिन का हर लम्हा खुशी दे आपको
जहा गम की हवा छू कर भी न गुज़रे
खुदा वो जन्नत से ज़मीन दे आपको... ...



ये बेवफा वफा की कीमत क्या जाने !!
है बेवफा गम-ऐ मोहब्बत क्या जाने !!
जिन्हे मिलता है हर मोड पर नया हमसफर !!
वो भला प्यार की कीमत क्या जाने !! ...



Na hum rhe dil lagane kabil,
Na dil rha gam uthane kabil,
Lage uski yaado ke jo zakham dil par,
Na chhoda usne muskurane ke kabil..!


Kabhi hum pe wo jan diya karte the,
Jo hum kehte the wo maan liya karte the,
Aaj pas se anjaan banke guzar gaye,
Jo dur se hume pehchan liya kerte the..!!


Kitaabo me kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Baagon me kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Phoolon se keemti cheez hain dil
Koyi nahi kehta ki dil todna mana hain…..!!



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Mohabbat ki daastan sunane aaye hain,
Tabaah krne k bad wo pyar jatane aye hai
Aansu pochh liye the hamnein kab ke
Magar wo fir se aaj hume rulane aaye hai.


Kash woh samjhte is dil ki tadap ko
To yun humein ruswa na kiya hota
Unki ye berukhi bhi manzoor thi hme
Bas ek baar humein samjh liya hota..!


Meri zindagi mujhe yeh bata,
Mujhe bhul kr tujhe kya mila.?
Meri hasrato ka hisaab de,
Dil tor kar tujhe kya mila….?
Tere chaar din ke pyaar se,
Mujhe umar bhar ka gum mila
Main toot kar bikhar gaya,
Mujhe tor kr tujhe kya mila..??


Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!


tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega... :-P


Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka...varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.


Sher mai hu mai tere..aake mujhe dhek to le.


ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.


Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.


per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.


aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.


Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.


Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.


Prem ek aisi agni jisme padne wala to anand leta hai
aur dekhna wala jalta hai.


Tera na hone se zindagi mein bus itni si kami rehti hai,
main chahein lakh muskuraun in aankhon mein nami si rehti hai.


Qayamat toot padti hai zara se hoth hilne par
na jaane kya hashr hoga agar vo muskuraye to..


Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua h

Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.


Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai
Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..


Ache nishane baz ho tum thik nishane pe tune teer mara
Duniya se hr baaji jitne wala, aaj tumse apna dil hara.


Wo ‘mili bhi to sirf khuda ke darbaar mein,
Ab tum hi batao yaaron hum ‘ibaadat karte ya mohabbat’.


Mausam ki khushgawari ka ek hi ishara hai,
Yaadein hain jiski woh yaar humara hain….


वो बड़े ताज्जुब से पूछ बैठा मेरे गम की वजह..
फिर हल्का सा मुस्कराया, और कहा, मोहब्बत की थी ना… ??


Kuch isliye b mene use jaane se nhi roka,
Kyu ki jata hi kyu agar mera hota……!!!!!


धडकनों को कुछ तो काबू में कर ए दिल
अभी तो पलकें झुकाई है मुस्कुराना अभी बाकी है उनका.


My real smile comes when i am with you.


Log kehte hai ki mohabbat ek bar hoti hain,
Lekin me jb jb use dekhu mujhe hr bar hoti h..


तुझे कोई और भी चाहे,
इस बात से दिल थोडा थोडा जलता है,
पर फखर है मुझे इस बात पे कि,
हर कोई मेरी पसंद पे ही मरता है l


Tu MoHabbAt Hai MerI Isi LiYe DooR Hai Mujhse
AgaR JiDd HotI Toh SaaM TaKK BaaHon Mei Hoti..




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Dil ne ek baar aur humara kehna maana h,
Es holi pe phir unhe rangne jaana hain…


Es baar holi aisi manaunga,
Khud ko kar k kala pila, teri gali pahuch jaunga…


Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me rang liye samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent…


Badri chai hai Fagun ki, Fir hurdang machaenge,
Ek rang me sabko rangkar, Fir se holi manaenge,


Holi, holi hoti hai use Diwali mat samajhna ,
Hum tumhare ghar aaye to hume Mawali mat samajna 


Rang nahi umang nahi thi, Khushion ki koi bhang nahi thi,
Aisi thi taqdeer meri ki, Holi ki hurdang nahin thi….


पिचकारी की धार, गुलाल की बौछार,
अपनों का प्यार, यही है यारों होली का त्यौहार.


प्यार के रंगों से भरो पिचकारी,स्नेह के रंगों से रंग दो दुनिया सारी
ये रंग न जाने न कोई जात न बोली, सबको हो मुबारक ये हैप्पी होली!

राधा के रंग और कन्हैया के पिचकारी,प्यार के रंग से रंग दी दुनिया सारी
ये रंग न जाने न कोई जात न कोई बोली, मुबारक हो सबको रंगों की होली


रंगों में घुली लड़की क्या लाल गुलाबी है,जो देखता है कहता है क्या माल गुलाबी है
पिछले बरस तूने जो भिगोया था होली में, अब तक निशानी का वो रुमाल गुलाबी है।



होली के इस शुभ अवसर पर आपको और आपके परिवार को हमारी ओर से हार्दिक शुभकामनायें


होली के रंग मुझे रंग नहीं पाएंगे, तेरा रंग उतरे तो कोई और रंग चढ़े !!!


होली में तुम करो टोटल मस्ती, तुम्हें मिले सच्चा प्यार और दोस्ती! शुभ होली


होली के पावन अवसर पे आपको रंग भरी शुभकामनायें


डियर फ्रेंड्स, होली पे भांग कम पियो और मस्ती पूरी करो. एंजॉय होली


होली के इस शुभ अवसर पे, उल्लास और उमंग से हो आपका दिन रंगीन




Happy-Holi-status


Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
¢â‚¬Å“Happy Holi¢â‚¬Â.


Na zuban se,
Na nigaho se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na Greeting se,
Na Gifts se,
Direct dil se *AAP* ko;
"HAPPY HOLY"


Dil mai utha tufan bheja hai,
aapse na mil pane ka malal bheja hai
waqt mile to thoda sa yaad karna
aapke dost ne holi ka ram ram bheja hai…


Nature ka har rang ap pe barse, Har koi apse holi khelne ko tarse; Rangde aapko sab itna, K aap rang chhudane ko tarse. Enjoy colors.


Aaj Mubarak,
Kal Mubarak,
Holi Ka har Pal Mubarak,
Rang Birangi Holi me,
Mera Bhi Ek Rang Mubarak –
Wishing you a very colourful Happy Holi


May god sprey colors of success and prosperity over u ..
have a joys holi


Chahe Ho Yeh Feeka Ya Gahera;
Holi Ka Har Rang Kuchh Kehta Hai;
Gulaal Ka Rang Mujhe Maloom Nahi;
Par Rishto Ka Rang Pyaara Hota Hai!
Happy Holi!


HOLI KE KHUBSURAT RANGO KI TARAH
AAPKO OR AAPKE PURE PARIVAR KO
HAMARI TARAF SE BAHUT BAHUT RANGO
BHARI UMANGO BHARI SHUBHKAMNAYE


Shradha sadbhawna masti aur bhaichare ka hai tyohar,
Rango se jode mohabbat ke taar,
Har taraf ho rango ki bahar,
Wish you a “Happy Holi”.


Happy-Holi


Kadam kadam per khushian rahe,
Gum se kabhi na ho samana,
Jindagi main har pal khushiyan nasib ho,
Meri taraf se holi ki subhakamana

Khushiyan ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low.
Dosti ka surur chhaya rahe,jeb me bhari maya rahe.
Shohrat ki ho bauchhar,aise aaye aapke liye
HOLI ki bahar.

Phagun ro mahino ayo,ayo Holi ro tivar, jumo, 
nacho, rang udao, khushi manao apar, Holi ro 
ram ram. Happy Holi 2u n ur family.


Rango se bi rangeen zindgi hai hamari,
rangeeli rahe ye bandgi hamari
kabhi na bigde ye pyaar ki rangoli
aye mere yaar aisi ho holi~HOLI~………


Pyar sneh samarpan dular mohabbat
sadbhawna sadvichar in saat rango ki
rahe baucchar aaj ka din laye aapke jeevan
me satrangi bahar. HAPPY HOLI !!…….


Puranmashi ka chand,
chand se uski chandni boli,
khushion se bhare sabki jholi,
MUBARAK ho apko pyari HOLI….

Chandan ki khushbu, Resham ka haar!
fagun ki fhuhaar, rango ki bhahar!
Dil ki ummide apno ka pyaar
Mubaarak ho apako “HOLI KA TYOHAAR


Rango ki varsha,
gulal ki phuhar,
suraj ki kirne,
kushiyon ki bauchar,
chandan ki kusbhu,
apno ka pyar,
mubarak ho apko holi ka tyohar !!……


Aaj woh din hai jab aap kisi ke bhi Selfie ko apna bata ke chep sakte hain.. kyunki sab ek hello jaise dikhenge. 

Holi ke is shubh avsar pe, aapko aur aapke parivar ko hamari or se hardik shubhkamnayein

Holi mein tum karo complete masti, tumhein mile sachha pyar aur dosti, Happy Holi

Holi ke paawan avsar pe aapko rang bhari shubhkamnayein

Pricey Buddies, On this holi Bhang kam piyo aur masti poori karo. Get pleasure from Holi

Holi ke is shubh avsar pe, ullas aur umang se ho aapka din rangeen

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1) Jiski sazaa sirf tum ho,
Mujhe aisa koi gunaah karna hain…..!!

2) Someone asked me, How’s life….?
I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.

3) धडकनों को कुछ तो काबू में कर ए दिल
अभी तो पलकें झुकाई है मुस्कुराना अभी बाकी है उनका.

4) My real smile comes when i am with you.



5) Log kehte hai ki mohabbat ek bar hoti hain,
Lekin me jb jb use dekhu mujhe hr bar hoti h..

6) Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate…
Main aur Tum agar hum ho jaate…

7) My heart was taken by you, broken by you
And now it’s in pieces because of you….!!!

8) वो बड़े ताज्जुब से पूछ बैठा मेरे गम की वजह..
फिर हल्का सा मुस्कराया, और कहा, मोहब्बत की थी ना… ??

9) Sometimes it’s better to be alone,
No one can hurt you that way.

10) Kuch isliye b mene use jaane se nhi roka,
Kyu ki jata hi kyu agar mera hota……!!!!!

11) Suna hain duaon ki keemat nahi hoti,
Fir bhi karobaar khub chalta hain iska

12) Happiness is not ready made,
It comes by our own actions….!!!!

13) जिंदगी मेरे कानो मे अभी होले से कुछ कह गई,
उन रिश्तो को संभाले रखना जिनके बिन गुज़ारा नहीं होता

14) To succeed in life, you need two things,
Ignorance and Confidence.

15) Waqt atcha ho to aapki galti bhi mazak lgti hai
Or waqt khrab ho to mazak bhi galti ban jati hain.

16) Rim jhim rim jhim baras rahi hai,
Yaad tumhaari qatraa – qatraa……


17) Mujhe maar hi na dale in badlon ki sazish,
Ye jb se baras rahe hain tum yaad aa rhe ho.


18) Whenever it rains, I feel you.

19) Ye husn-e mosam, ye barish, ye hawayein,
Lgta hai mohabbat ne aaj kisi ka sath diya hai


20) Is barish k mausam me ajeeb si kashish h
Na chahte hue bhi koi shidat se yaad aata hai.


21) Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua h
Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.

22) Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai
Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..

23) Ache nishane baz ho tum thik nishane pe tune teer mara
Duniya se hr baaji jitne wala, aaj tumse apna dil hara.

24) Wo ‘mili bhi to sirf khuda ke darbaar mein,
Ab tum hi batao yaaron hum ‘ibaadat karte ya mohabbat’.

25) Mausam ki khushgawari ka ek hi ishara hai,
Yaadein hain jiski woh yaar humara hain….

26)  खुश हूं और सबको खुश रखता हुँ
लापरवाह हुँ फिर भी सबकी परवाह
करता हुँ
मालुम है कोई मोल नही मेंरा
फिर भी अनमोल लोगो से रिस्ता
रखता

27) Dil main tamannao ko dabana seekh liya, 
Gam ko ankhon me chhipana seekh liya
Mere Chahre se kahin koi baat zaahir na ho jaye
Daba ke inn Hoto ko muskurana sikh liya......

28) Kash Humari Bhi Parwah Kisi ne Ki Hoti,
 To Ye Duniya Humse Khafa nahi Hoti,
Agar Aata Aap Jaisa Muskurana Humein
To Humse Bhi Aap Jaise Hi Kisi Shaks
Ne Mohabbat Ki Hoti

29) Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Paane Se,
Dil Maanta Nahi Kisi Ke Samjhane Se
Ruk Jati Hai Dhadkane Dil ki Aapko Bhul Jane Se
Isliye Aapko Yaad Karte Hai Jeene ke Bagane Se..........):


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  1. Zindagi hamaari yun hi sitam ho gayi
  2. Khushi na jaane kahan dafan ho gayi
    Likha Khuda ne mohabbat sabki taqdeer mein
    Hamaari baari aayi to syaahi hi khatm ho gayi.



  3. Sapna kabhi sakaar nahi hota,
  4. Mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota.
    Sab kuchh ho jata hai duniya mein,
    Magar dobara kisi se sachcha pyaar nahi hota



  5. Uske intezar ke maare hain hum
  6. Bus uski yaadon ke sahaare hain hum
    Duniya jeet kar kya karna hai ab
    Jise duniya se jeeta tha,
    Aaj usi se haare hain hum



  7. Woh mehandi wale hath mujhe dikha kar royi
  8. Ab main hoon kisi aur ki, yeh mujhe bata ka royi
    Pehle kehti thi ki nahi jee sakti tere bin
    Aaj phir se woh baat dohra kar royi
    Kaise kar loon uski mohabbat pe shak yaaron
    Woh bhari mehfil mein mujhe gale laga kar royi



  9. !Aakhri Baar Tere Pyaar Ko Sajda Kar Luon,
  10. Lout Ke Phir Teri Mehfil Mein Nahi Aayunga,
    Apni Barbaad Mohabbat Ka Janaja Le Kar,
    Teri Duniya Se Bahut Durr Chala Jaunga…!



  11. !Hum kabhi mil na paye toh maaf karna,
  12. Aap ko yaad na kar paye toh maaf karna,
    Is Dil se toh kabhi Hum bhula na payenge aap ko,
    Par ye Dil hi Agar Ruk Jaye toh maaf karna…!

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  13. !Kuch Nahi Baaki Bacha Hai Tere Jaane Ke Baad,
  14. Tadap Uth-ta Hai Mera Dil Aaye Jo Teri Yaad,
    Mayoos Ho Gya Hun Mei Apni Sooni Zindagi Se,
    Koi To Ho Jo Samjhe Mere Dil Ke Yeh Jajbaat…!



  15. !Ek Baat Satati Hai, Jab Teri Yaad Aati Hai,
  16. Kyu Mujhse Ruth Gaya, Jaane Kyu Door Gaya,
    Ye Pehli Bar Hua, Ye Kyu Ehsas Hua,
    Jane Anjane Kyuu…Mujhe Tumse Pyar Hua,
    Hanste Hanste Roti Hu, Rote Rote Hansti Hun,
    Phir Khud Se Kehti Hun Jo Hona Tha Ho Hi Gayaa…!



  17. !Pyar To Zindagi Ko Sajane Ke Liye Hai,
  18. Par Zindagi Bus Dard Badhane Ke Liye Hai,
    Mere Ander Ki Udasi Kash Koi To Padhe,
    Kai Ye Hasta Hua Chehra To Zamane Ke Liye Hai…!



  19. !Chaha tha tujhe wo meri khud garji thi,
  20. thukrayaa tune wo teri khud garji thi,
    Tune jan mangi mohhabat me wo teri marji thi,
    Hum bhi fanaa ho gaye ye meri marji thi…!


  21. !Woh bewafa hmara imtihan kya legi,
  22. jab milegi to najar jhuka legi,
    use meri kabar par diya jalane ko mat kehna,
    nadan hai apna haath jala legi…!


  23. !Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hain,
  24. Kaanton ko kisne yaad kiya,
    Hum kaanton se mohabbat karte hain,
    Kyunki phool ne hamein barbaad kiya…!



  25. !Tum aaye zindgi me kahani ban kar,
  26. Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni ban kar,
    Basa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me,
    Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se pani ban kar…!



  27. !Pi Hai Sharab Har Gali Ki Dukan Se,
  28. Dosti Si Ho Gayi Hai Sharab Ki Jam Se,
    Gujre Hai Hum Kuch Aise Mukam Se,
    Ki Aankhen Bhar Aati Hai Mohabbat Ke Nam Se…!



  29. !Pyaar Karke Jatayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi,
  30. Yaad Karke Koi Bataye Ye Jaruri To Nahi,
    Rone Wala To Dil Me Hi Ro Leta Hai,
    Aankh Me Aansoon Aayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi…!




  31. !Bina Baat Ke Hi Ruthne Ki Adat Hai,
  32. Kisi Apne Ke Saat Na Paane Ki Adat Hai,
    Tum Khush Raho Mera Kya Hai,
    Mein To Aaina Hun Mujhe To Tutne Ki Adat Hai..!



  33. Tanhai aksar puchti hai humse,
  34. Kya ab tak intzar hai unke laut aane ka,
    Dil muskura k kehta hai,
    Mujhe toh ab tak yakeen nahi unke chale jane ka…!



  35. !Uski Chahat Se Ikrar Na Karte,
  36. Uski Kasmo Ka Aitbar Na Krte,
    Agar Pata Hota Hum Sirf Mazak H Unke Liye,
    Ksam Se Jaan De Dete Par Pyr N……… Krte…!



  37. !Ab Ansuon Ko Aankhon Mein sajaana Hoga,
  38. Chiraag Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalana Hoga,
    Na Samajhna Ke Tumse Bichad Ke Khush Hain Hum,
    Hame Logon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga…!



  39. !Iss pathar ki duniya mein,
  40. Aksar dil tut jaya karte hai.
    Ankehn bhi sambhal kar band karna,
    Mere dost, palko ke bich bhi,
    Sapne tut jaya karte hai…!


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  1. अपनी दोस्ती का बस इतना सा असूल है, जो तू कुबूल है.... तो तेरा सब कुछ कुबूल है...
  2. मिल सके आसानी से , उसकी ख्वाहिश किसे है? ज़िद तो उसकी है ... जो मुकद्दर में लिखा ही नहीं...
  3. जल जाते हैं मेरे अंदाज़ से मेरे दुश्मन क्यूंकि एक मुद्दत से मैंने न मोहब्बत बदली और न दोस्त बदले .!!.
  4. मेरा वजूद नहीं किसी तलवार और तख़्त ओ ताज का मोहताज, में अपने हुनर और होंठो की हंसी से लोगो के दिल पे राज करता हैं....
  5. आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
  6. दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है...! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है...!!
  7. कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है...!!!
  8. आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
  9. दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है...! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है...!!
  10. कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है...!!!

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  12. आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
  13. दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है...! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है...!!
  14. इश्क ओर दोस्ती मेरे दो जहान है,इश्क मेरी रुह, तो दोस्ती मेरा ईमान है,इश्क पर तो फिदा करदु अपनी पुरी जिंदगी,पर दोस्ती पर, मेरा इश्क भी कुर्बान है
  15. मुकद्दर में लिखा के लाये हैं दर-ब-दर भटकना.. मौसम कोई भी हो परिंदे परेशान ही रहते हैं...
  16. " बात " उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई " बात " होती है..!
  17. वो भी आधी रात को निकलता है और मैं भी ...... फिर क्यों उसे "चाँद" और मुझे "आवारा" कहते हैं लोग .... ?
  18. उसके हाथ की गिरिफ्त ढीली पड़ी तो महसूस हुआ यही वो जगह है जहाँ रास्ता बदलना है...
  19. सूरज सितारे चाँद मेरे साथ मेँ रहे जब तक तुम्हारे हाथ मेरे हाथ में रहे शाख़ों से टूट जाये वो पत्ते नहीं हम आँधी से कोई कह दे कि औक़ात में रहे
  20. सूखे होंटों पे ही होती हैं मीठी बातें प्यास जब बुझ जाये तो लहजे बदल जाते हैं .....!!
  21. Dhoka Deti Hain MasoOm ChehrOn KiChamAk AksAr .... !?!!?! .... Har KaanCh Kay TukrAy Ko HeEra Nahi KehtAy .... !
  22. Dhoka Deti Hain MasoOm ChehrOn KiChamAk AksAr .... !?!!?! .... Har KaanCh Kay TukrAy Ko HeEra Nahi KehtAy .... !


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  • I want an auctioneer to read my eulogy.
  • When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold?
  • I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!
  • If a man said he'll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it
  • Every few years I come to the realization that I was such an idiot just a few years ago.
  • I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
  • I believe in karma That means I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it .
  • Turn your wounds into wisdom.
  • Here's an idea, how about everyone stfu and quit bitching about lame posts and just steal statuses like you're here for anyways. Better yet, come up with your own shit if it's such a big deal you uncreative douches. Now let the dislikes and vulgar comments begin.
  • Somewhere in the world right now a honeybadger is sitting alone crying because no one believes that he DOES care.
  • Life is only as great as the risks you're willing to take.
  • I don't always post updates...but when I do, I prefer status stalker...stay lazy my friends.
  • Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot.
  • New Rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I am guaranteed at least one attempt at trying to trip you.
  • Thank you for giving me pieces of your heart to fill in the breaks in mine.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic. Last scene: him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception: him waking up on a beach.
  • The happiness of your life...depends on the quality of your thoughts.
  • So, to put a positive spin on Daylight Savings Time, instead of "losing an hour of sleep" on a Saturday...we should put our clocks ahead at 4pm on a Wednesday, it would be "leave work early day".
  • I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
  • ALL relationships go through shit. REAL relationships get through shit

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  • Santa-: kadi chawal kha rha tha khate-2 ek makkhi khane pe bethne lagi.,
  • Santa-: makkhi udate hue bola chal pagli ye WO nahi hai Jo tu samjh rahi hai..
    Hathi aur ka Chinti ka prem vivah hua,
    Dusre din hi haathi mar gya,..
    Chinti boli " waah re mohbbat " ek din ka pyar diya or sari umar kaber khodne ka kaam diya...

  • Patni ne pati ko surprise karne  ke liye
  • Kitchen me jaa ke new sim se call ki or boli hello darling
    Pati-: bola baad me call kro abi WO kuttiya kitchen me hai...

  • Airhostess :- sir kya loge ?..
  • Santa :- kheer ,bread pakora and tandoori chicken with naan,
    Airhostess :- sir tussi jahaaz te aaye ho,
    Apne pyo de vyaah te ni..

  • Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha ,
  • Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ?
    Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar  raha hai..

  • Banta :- mere Dada ne 1857 ki Jung me dushman ki taang kaat di thi,
  •  Dost :- gardan q ni kaati,
    Banta :- wo pehle hi kati padi thi.

  • Banta :- agr hukumat mere hath me ho toh me mulk  ki takdir badal dun.
  • Wife :- tum pehle salwar toh badal lo
    Subeh se meri pehn kar ghum rhe ho...

  • Santa:- Maa mei  bda ho kar airforce me jaunga,
  • Maya :- mujhe kese pta chalega ye mere bete ka jahaaz hai,
    Santa :- me guzarte waqt ghar pe bomb fenk dunga,..

  • Do hijde ek shaadi ki badhai dene gye,
  • Haye - Haye  main toh 1100 lungi,
    Dusri boli main toh 2100 lungi
    Peeche se Santa bola 2310 le lo us me  bhi hai..

  • Santa police station aaya aur bola mujhe arrest karo mene apni biwi k sar pe danda Mara
  • Police: wo mar gyi ?
    Banta :- Na woh Bach gyi ,
    Ab meri kher nahi...

  • Banta calls wife :- me ghar nahi  aa sakta car ka steering  gear. chori ho hua hai.
  • After some time he call again
    Aa rha hun  pehle pichli seat pe beith gya tha..

  • Santa ka 20 saal ke baad baccha hua
  • WO udaas ho gya
    Banta :- yaar udaas q hai ?
    Santa :- 20 saal ke baad baccha hua WO bhi itna sa,..

  • Santa 60 birthday
  • Banta :- ye cake pe balb q lagaya hai.
    Santa :-  60 candles lagaane me mushkil
     Ho rahi thi isiliye 60 watt ka bulb laga diya...

  • Banta ek sadhu se bola baba meri biwi bhut preshan karti hai,
  • Koi uppaye btao,,,
    Sadhu :- beta upaye hota toh mai saadhu q banta ???..

  • Santa 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar aaya tha
  • DR.:-  toh ab kya hua??
    Santa :- apne nahane ko mna kiya tha, ab Naha lun???..

  • 1 sardar police station k bahar se
  • Gujra or poster pe pdha
    " wanted for rape & murder.."
    Santa ne ander jaa kar kaha
    " I want to apply for this job "...

  • Boy :- Santa ghar pe hai ?.
  • Aunty :- haan beta abi aaya hai maggi Khan raha hai..
     Tujhe bhook lagi hai ?
    Boy :- haan
    Aunty:-  toh tu bhi
    ghar se khaa kar aa..

  • Santa :- tu office me toh sher banke ghumta hai ghr pe tujhe kya ho jata hai,
  • Banta :- ghr pe bhi Sher hi hun bas upper durga Maa sawar ho jati hai..

  • Wife nha kar bahar Nikli Santa use ghoor raha tha
  • Wife romantic hokar kuch karne ka irada hai kya.??
    Santa ne 2 thappad mare or bola kamini mere garm paani me q Nahai,..

  • Raati sajna kol beithe der ho gyi ,
  • Der aisi hoi k saver ho gyi,
    Fer??.
    Fer ki baapu daang le k beithya c
    Ghr aaunde hi yaara di repair ho Gyi..

  • Ek ladka ladki ek dusre ko bhut pyar karte the Ladki ldke se boli,
  • Ladki:- meri mummy ko tum but pasand ho,
    Ladka:- kuch b ho me shadi tumse hi karunga,
    Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.!!!

  • Husband:- raat ko mene ek horror movie dekhi,
  • Ek chudel kabhi mere aage kabhi mete piche or kabhi sath chal rhi thi,
    Wife :- kaun c movie thi??.
    Husband :- apni shaadi ki...
  • 2 chuhe bike pe ghum rhe the tbi Sher be lift maangi to ek chuha khada ho kar bola " soch le fir Teri Ma kahegi ki gundo k sath Khan gumne laga hai aaj Karl,..

  • Girl me tumhare liye aag pe chl salt I hun, angaron me nha sakti hu,
  • Boy:- so sweet kya tum mujhe abi Milne as skti ho.?
    Girl :- pagal ho liya dhoop dekhi h kitni tej hai..

  • Chuhi chuhe se kya tum mujhse sacha love karte ho?
  • Chuha:- I really love you very much,
    Chuhi :- kya tum mere liye jaan de skate ho ??.
    Chuha:- sorry kanji bhi nahi,
    Chuhi:- q ???.
    Chuha in Desai style:- Saadi maa nu putt ni labhne ,tenu yaad bathere..

  • Santa :- tumne bhagwan se kya manga?.
  • Wife :- ki h sath janam sath rahe or apne kya manga??.
    Santa :- yhi ki ye mera satwa janam ho..

  • Ladka:- I love you
  • Laski :- sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hun,
    Ladka udaas ho gya or for achanak se bhagne lag gya, bola Teri mummy ko btaunga.
    Laski :- ruk Na kamime I love u too,

  • Qatil:- try karna mujhe Kumar kaid ho faansi nhi,
  • Lawyer:- don't worry !
    .
    After court

    Qatil:- liya hua?,
    Lawyer:- bad I mushkil se umarqid mili WO toh riha kar the the..

  • Yamraaj hijde se -: aao tumhara bhi hisab dekh le, duniya me liya kar k aaye ho??

  • Hijda:- aaye aaye!,
    De kar hi liya bheja tha Jo kuch karte k aate...

  • 1 aadmi ap ni biwi ka antim sanskar karte k ghr ja rha tha,
  • Achanak bijli chamki  baadal garje,
    Barish shuru ho gyi,
    Dukhi aadmi bola lagta hai pahunc gyi...

  • Husband :- agr meri lottery nikal gyi toh tum kya krogi,
  • Biwi :- me aadhe pese leker tujhe chor dungi,
    Husband :- meri 100 Rs nikali hai ye le 50 Rs or dafa hoja,..

  • Principal:- school 8 bje ka that or tum 9 bje aa rhe ho,?
  • Santa:- tussi Na mera intzaar Na karya kro school shuru kar diya kro,..

  • Kisi be sardaar ko sms kiya  k agar
  • Tujh me dimag hai toh 200 Rs ka recharge bhej
    Or hoshiyar hai toh 300 ka bhej,
    Sardaar ne 500 ka bheja or likha, Hum me dimag bhi hai or hoshyari bhi,..

  • Teacher:- tum bade hokar kya karoge?
  • Student:- shaadi,..

    Teacher:- nahi mera matlab hai kya bnoge,.
    Student:- dulhaa banuga,

    Teacher:- Ohoo I mean to say kya hassil karoge ?
    Student :- dulhan

    Teacher:- Abe  matlab bde hoker mummy papa ka liye kya karoge,?..
    Student:- bahu launga,..

    Teacher:- haraamkhor tumhare mummy papa tumse kya chahte hai?.
    Students:- pota."!

    Teacher:- abbé Teri zindagi ka
     kya maksad hai?.
    Student:- hum do hmare do..

  • Hzaro ki kismat tere hath thi,agar
  • Pass kara deta toh kya baat thi,
    God:-  girlfriends thodi kam banata  to kya bat thi, kitabe toh sari tere paas thi,!

  • Galib :- mehfil mei kahin hmare jute kho Gye toh ghar kese jayenge,..
  • ..  ..
    Humane kha
    Aap shayari shuru toh kijiye itne aayenge  k gine nahi jayenge,..

  • Santa:- je bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi taan aaj eh din Na dekhna penda,
  • Banta:- ki kehandi c Maa ?.
    Santa:- jado gal e ni suni ki pta ki kehndi si..

  • Mobile compani  k kisi salesman ko loose motion ho jaye to WO doctor ko Kaiser btayega??
  • Doctor Saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal raha  h.
    Under se nyi 2 ringtone Sunai de rhi h
    Pet main balence khatam ho gya h...

  • Sardaar k bagiche me bhut share ped the,
  • Sardar ne naukar ko bola pedo me pani daal
    Naukar bola sahab barish aa rha hai,
    Sardaar:- abe buddhu chattri pakad k daal Na...

  • Jaat :- byaah kregi k?
  • Ladki:- tameez se bat karo!
    Jaat :- my dear girlfriend, with due respectfully I beg 2 u say that ..
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    Mere the byah kregi ke???..