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- Santa-: kadi chawal kha rha tha khate-2 ek makkhi khane pe bethne lagi., Santa-: makkhi udate hue bola chal pagli ye WO nahi hai Jo tu samjh rahi hai..
- Patni ne pati ko surprise karne ke liye Kitchen me jaa ke new sim se call ki or boli hello darling
- Airhostess :- sir kya loge ?.. Santa :- kheer ,bread pakora and tandoori chicken with naan,
- Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha , Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ?
- Banta :- mere Dada ne 1857 ki Jung me dushman ki taang kaat di thi, Dost :- gardan q ni kaati,
- Banta :- agr hukumat mere hath me ho toh me mulk ki takdir badal dun. Wife :- tum pehle salwar toh badal lo
- Santa:- Maa mei bda ho kar airforce me jaunga, Maya :- mujhe kese pta chalega ye mere bete ka jahaaz hai,
- Do hijde ek shaadi ki badhai dene gye, Haye - Haye main toh 1100 lungi,
- Santa police station aaya aur bola mujhe arrest karo mene apni biwi k sar pe danda Mara Police: wo mar gyi ?
- Banta calls wife :- me ghar nahi aa sakta car ka steering gear. chori ho hua hai. After some time he call again
- Santa ka 20 saal ke baad baccha hua WO udaas ho gya
- Santa 60 birthday Banta :- ye cake pe balb q lagaya hai.
- Banta ek sadhu se bola baba meri biwi bhut preshan karti hai, Koi uppaye btao,,,
- Santa 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar aaya tha DR.:- toh ab kya hua??
- 1 sardar police station k bahar se Gujra or poster pe pdha
- Boy :- Santa ghar pe hai ?. Aunty :- haan beta abi aaya hai maggi Khan raha hai..
- Santa :- tu office me toh sher banke ghumta hai ghr pe tujhe kya ho jata hai, Banta :- ghr pe bhi Sher hi hun bas upper durga Maa sawar ho jati hai..
- Wife nha kar bahar Nikli Santa use ghoor raha tha Wife romantic hokar kuch karne ka irada hai kya.??
- Raati sajna kol beithe der ho gyi , Der aisi hoi k saver ho gyi,
- Ek ladka ladki ek dusre ko bhut pyar karte the Ladki ldke se boli, Ladki:- meri mummy ko tum but pasand ho,
- Husband:- raat ko mene ek horror movie dekhi, Ek chudel kabhi mere aage kabhi mete piche or kabhi sath chal rhi thi,
Hathi aur ka Chinti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hi haathi mar gya,..
Chinti boli " waah re mohbbat " ek din ka pyar diya or sari umar kaber khodne ka kaam diya...
Pati-: bola baad me call kro abi WO kuttiya kitchen me hai...
Airhostess :- sir tussi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne pyo de vyaah te ni..
Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..
Banta :- wo pehle hi kati padi thi.
Subeh se meri pehn kar ghum rhe ho...
Santa :- me guzarte waqt ghar pe bomb fenk dunga,..
Dusri boli main toh 2100 lungi
Peeche se Santa bola 2310 le lo us me bhi hai..
Banta :- Na woh Bach gyi ,
Ab meri kher nahi...
Aa rha hun pehle pichli seat pe beith gya tha..
Banta :- yaar udaas q hai ?
Santa :- 20 saal ke baad baccha hua WO bhi itna sa,..
Santa :- 60 candles lagaane me mushkil
Ho rahi thi isiliye 60 watt ka bulb laga diya...
Sadhu :- beta upaye hota toh mai saadhu q banta ???..
Santa :- apne nahane ko mna kiya tha, ab Naha lun???..
" wanted for rape & murder.."
Santa ne ander jaa kar kaha
" I want to apply for this job "...
Tujhe bhook lagi hai ?
Boy :- haan
Aunty:- toh tu bhi
ghar se khaa kar aa..
Santa ne 2 thappad mare or bola kamini mere garm paani me q Nahai,..
Fer??.
Fer ki baapu daang le k beithya c
Ghr aaunde hi yaara di repair ho Gyi..
Ladka:- kuch b ho me shadi tumse hi karunga,
Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.!!!
Wife :- kaun c movie thi??.
Husband :- apni shaadi ki...
- 2 chuhe bike pe ghum rhe the tbi Sher be lift maangi to ek chuha khada ho kar bola " soch le fir Teri Ma kahegi ki gundo k sath Khan gumne laga hai aaj Karl,..
- Girl me tumhare liye aag pe chl salt I hun, angaron me nha sakti hu, Boy:- so sweet kya tum mujhe abi Milne as skti ho.?
- Chuhi chuhe se kya tum mujhse sacha love karte ho? Chuha:- I really love you very much,
- Santa :- tumne bhagwan se kya manga?. Wife :- ki h sath janam sath rahe or apne kya manga??.
- Ladka:- I love you Laski :- sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hun,
- Qatil:- try karna mujhe Kumar kaid ho faansi nhi, Lawyer:- don't worry !
- Yamraaj hijde se -: aao tumhara bhi hisab dekh le, duniya me liya kar k aaye ho??
- 1 aadmi ap ni biwi ka antim sanskar karte k ghr ja rha tha, Achanak bijli chamki baadal garje,
- Husband :- agr meri lottery nikal gyi toh tum kya krogi, Biwi :- me aadhe pese leker tujhe chor dungi,
- Principal:- school 8 bje ka that or tum 9 bje aa rhe ho,? Santa:- tussi Na mera intzaar Na karya kro school shuru kar diya kro,..
- Kisi be sardaar ko sms kiya k agar Tujh me dimag hai toh 200 Rs ka recharge bhej
Girl :- pagal ho liya dhoop dekhi h kitni tej hai..
Chuhi :- kya tum mere liye jaan de skate ho ??.
Chuha:- sorry kanji bhi nahi,
Chuhi:- q ???.
Chuha in Desai style:- Saadi maa nu putt ni labhne ,tenu yaad bathere..
Santa :- yhi ki ye mera satwa janam ho..
Ladka udaas ho gya or for achanak se bhagne lag gya, bola Teri mummy ko btaunga.
Laski :- ruk Na kamime I love u too,
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After court
Qatil:- liya hua?,
Lawyer:- bad I mushkil se umarqid mili WO toh riha kar the the..
Hijda:- aaye aaye!,
De kar hi liya bheja tha Jo kuch karte k aate...
Barish shuru ho gyi,
Dukhi aadmi bola lagta hai pahunc gyi...
Husband :- meri 100 Rs nikali hai ye le 50 Rs or dafa hoja,..
Or hoshiyar hai toh 300 ka bhej,
Sardaar ne 500 ka bheja or likha, Hum me dimag bhi hai or hoshyari bhi,..
- Teacher:- tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student:- shaadi,..
- Hzaro ki kismat tere hath thi,agar Pass kara deta toh kya baat thi,
- Galib :- mehfil mei kahin hmare jute kho Gye toh ghar kese jayenge,.. .. ..
- Santa:- je bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi taan aaj eh din Na dekhna penda, Banta:- ki kehandi c Maa ?.
- Mobile compani k kisi salesman ko loose motion ho jaye to WO doctor ko Kaiser btayega?? Doctor Saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal raha h.
- Sardaar k bagiche me bhut share ped the, Sardar ne naukar ko bola pedo me pani daal
- Jaat :- byaah kregi k? Ladki:- tameez se bat karo!
Teacher:- nahi mera matlab hai kya bnoge,.
Student:- dulhaa banuga,
Teacher:- Ohoo I mean to say kya hassil karoge ?
Student :- dulhan
Teacher:- Abe matlab bde hoker mummy papa ka liye kya karoge,?..
Student:- bahu launga,..
Teacher:- haraamkhor tumhare mummy papa tumse kya chahte hai?.
Students:- pota."!
Teacher:- abbé Teri zindagi ka
kya maksad hai?.
Student:- hum do hmare do..
God:- girlfriends thodi kam banata to kya bat thi, kitabe toh sari tere paas thi,!
Humane kha
Aap shayari shuru toh kijiye itne aayenge k gine nahi jayenge,..
Santa:- jado gal e ni suni ki pta ki kehndi si..
Under se nyi 2 ringtone Sunai de rhi h
Pet main balence khatam ho gya h...
Naukar bola sahab barish aa rha hai,
Sardaar:- abe buddhu chattri pakad k daal Na...
Jaat :- my dear girlfriend, with due respectfully I beg 2 u say that ..
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Mere the byah kregi ke???..
