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  • Chalo aaj duniya baant lete hai tum meri baki sab tumhara
  • Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…” ♥ :-)
  • “There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”

  • it’s funny how a person can hurt you so much when you were expecting it in the first place

  • “When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much & it always seems you hurt the most” !!

  • There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief and unspeakable love.
  • At the end of the night, Before you close your eyes, Be content with what you ‘ve done and be proud of who you are…
  • In relationships,the little things are the biggest things.
  • When you lose somebody you love, you never get over it, you get used to it.
  • Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down…
  • Some people come into our lives and qickly go, SOme stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same…

Naam uska likh kar mita raha tha main,
Dil ko apne yun bahla raha tha main..!!
Na thi jisko mere pyar ki kadar ae dosto,
Ittefaq se usi ko chah raha tha main..!!
Usi diye ne jala diya mere hatho ko,
Jisko hawa se bacha raha tha main …!!

Roz dhalti huyi shaam se dar lagta hain,
Ab mujhe ishq ke anjaam se dar lagta h

Jab se tumne mujhe dhokha diya,
Tabse mohabbat k nam se b dar lagta hai.

वो मुहब्बत भी उसकी थी वो नफरत भी उसकी थी ,

वो अपनाने और ठुकराने की अदा भी उसकी थी !

मैं अपनी वफा का इन्साफ किस से मांगता ,
वो शहर भी उसका था वो अदालत भी उसकी थी !

Na hum rhe dil lagane kabil,

Na dil rha gam uthane kabil,

Lage uski yaado ke jo zakham dil par,
Na chhoda usne muskurane ke kabil..!

Kabhi hum pe wo jan diya karte the,

Jo hum kehte the wo maan liya karte the,

Aaj pas se anjaan banke guzar gaye,
Jo dur se hume pehchan liya kerte the..!!

Kitaabo me kehte hai phool todna mana hai

Baagon me kehte hai phool todna mana hai

Phoolon se keemti cheez hain dil
Koyi nahi kehta ki dil todna mana hain…..!!

Mohabbat ki daastan sunane aaye hain,

Tabaah krne k bad wo pyar jatane aye hai

Aansu pochh liye the hamnein kab ke
Magar wo fir se aaj hume rulane aaye hai.


 खुद ही दे जाओगे तो बेहतर है..!

वरना हम दिल चुरा भी लेते हैं..!

 मेरे बारे में इतना मत सोचना ,
दिल में आता हूँ , समज में नही ।

 तुम जिन्दगी में आ तो गये हो मगर ख्याल रखना,
हम ‘जान’ दे देते हैं मगर ‘जाने’ नहीं देते !!

 मोहब्बत है मेरी इसीलिए दूर है मुझसे,
अगर जिद होती तो शाम तक बाहों में होती ।

 वो खुद पर गरूर करते है, तो इसमें हैरत की कोई बात नहीं,
जिन्हें हम चाहते है, वो आम हो ही नहीं सकते !!

 तुम खुश-किश्मत हो जो हम तुमको चाहते है वरना,
हम तो वो है जिनके ख्वाबों मे भी लोग इजाजत लेकर आते है..!!

 Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate…
Main aur Tum agar hum ho jaate…

 My heart was taken by you, broken by you
And now it’s in pieces because of you….!!!


वो बड़े ताज्जुब से पूछ बैठा मेरे गम की वजह..
फिर हल्का सा मुस्कराया, और कहा, मोहब्बत की थी ना… ??


 Sometimes it’s better to be alone,
No one can hurt you that way.


Kuch isliye b mene use jaane se nhi roka,
Kyu ki jata hi kyu agar mera hota……!!!!!

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वक़्त नूर को बहनूर कर देता है
थोड़े से जखम को नासूर कर देता है
वरना कोन चाहता है तुम जेसे दोस्तो से दूर रहना
वक़्त ही तो इंसान को मजबूर कर देता


टूटे हुए प्याले में जाम नहीं आता
इश्क़ में मरीज को आराम नहीं आता
ये बेवफा दिल तोड़ने से पहले ये सोच तो लिया होता
के टुटा हुआ दिल किसी के काम नहीं आता ……..


लोग रूप देखते है ,हम दिल देखते है ,
लोग सपने देखते है हम हक़ीकत देखते है,

लोग दुनिया मे दोस्त देखते है,
हम दोस्तो मे दुनिया देखते है.


करो कुछ ऐसा दोस्ती में
की ‘Thanks & Sorry’ words बे-ईमान लगे
निभाओ यारी ऐसे के ‘यार को छोड़ना मुश्किल’
और दुनिया छोड़ना आसान लगे


वो बेवफा हमारा इम्तेहा क्या लेगी…
मिलेगी नज़रो से नज़रे तो अपनी नज़रे ज़ुका लेगी…
उसे मेरी कबर पर दीया मत जलाने देना…
वो नादान है यारो… अपना हाथ जला लेगी.


आज़ाद हैं तोह आसमान छु ही आएंगे
ज़िंदा है तो हर जंग जीत जायेंगे
साथ हैं हम तो दुनिया को दिखा आएंगे
तिरंगे के तीन रंगों में देश को समा जायेंगे


महोब्बत की शम्मा जला कर तो देखो,
जरा दिल की दुनियाँ सजा कर तो देखो,
तुम्हे हो ना जाऐ महोब्बत तो कहना,
जरा हमसे नजरें मिलाकर तो देखो... 


हर वक्त गुल बनकर मुस्कुराना जिन्दगी है,
मुस्कुराकर गम भुलाना जिन्दगी है,
जीत कर मुस्कुराऐ तो क्या मुस्कुराऐ,
हार कर मुस्कुराना जिन्दगी है....


दुनिया में ईमान नहीं है
फिर भी तू हैरान नहीं है..
तू जो बेईमान नहीं है
कोई बेईमान नहीं है..
तुमको मैं पहचान रहा हूँ
तुमसे बस पहचान नहीं है.. ...



सुबह का हर पल ज़िंदगी दे आपको
दिन का हर लम्हा खुशी दे आपको
जहा गम की हवा छू कर भी न गुज़रे
खुदा वो जन्नत से ज़मीन दे आपको... ...



ये बेवफा वफा की कीमत क्या जाने !!
है बेवफा गम-ऐ मोहब्बत क्या जाने !!
जिन्हे मिलता है हर मोड पर नया हमसफर !!
वो भला प्यार की कीमत क्या जाने !! ...



Na hum rhe dil lagane kabil,
Na dil rha gam uthane kabil,
Lage uski yaado ke jo zakham dil par,
Na chhoda usne muskurane ke kabil..!


Kabhi hum pe wo jan diya karte the,
Jo hum kehte the wo maan liya karte the,
Aaj pas se anjaan banke guzar gaye,
Jo dur se hume pehchan liya kerte the..!!


Kitaabo me kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Baagon me kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Phoolon se keemti cheez hain dil
Koyi nahi kehta ki dil todna mana hain…..!!



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Mohabbat ki daastan sunane aaye hain,
Tabaah krne k bad wo pyar jatane aye hai
Aansu pochh liye the hamnein kab ke
Magar wo fir se aaj hume rulane aaye hai.


Kash woh samjhte is dil ki tadap ko
To yun humein ruswa na kiya hota
Unki ye berukhi bhi manzoor thi hme
Bas ek baar humein samjh liya hota..!


Meri zindagi mujhe yeh bata,
Mujhe bhul kr tujhe kya mila.?
Meri hasrato ka hisaab de,
Dil tor kar tujhe kya mila….?
Tere chaar din ke pyaar se,
Mujhe umar bhar ka gum mila
Main toot kar bikhar gaya,
Mujhe tor kr tujhe kya mila..??


Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!


tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega... :-P


Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka...varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.


Sher mai hu mai tere..aake mujhe dhek to le.


ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.


Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.


per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.


aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.


Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.


Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.


Prem ek aisi agni jisme padne wala to anand leta hai
aur dekhna wala jalta hai.


Tera na hone se zindagi mein bus itni si kami rehti hai,
main chahein lakh muskuraun in aankhon mein nami si rehti hai.


Qayamat toot padti hai zara se hoth hilne par
na jaane kya hashr hoga agar vo muskuraye to..


Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua h

Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.


Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai
Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..


Ache nishane baz ho tum thik nishane pe tune teer mara
Duniya se hr baaji jitne wala, aaj tumse apna dil hara.


Wo ‘mili bhi to sirf khuda ke darbaar mein,
Ab tum hi batao yaaron hum ‘ibaadat karte ya mohabbat’.


Mausam ki khushgawari ka ek hi ishara hai,
Yaadein hain jiski woh yaar humara hain….


वो बड़े ताज्जुब से पूछ बैठा मेरे गम की वजह..
फिर हल्का सा मुस्कराया, और कहा, मोहब्बत की थी ना… ??


Kuch isliye b mene use jaane se nhi roka,
Kyu ki jata hi kyu agar mera hota……!!!!!


धडकनों को कुछ तो काबू में कर ए दिल
अभी तो पलकें झुकाई है मुस्कुराना अभी बाकी है उनका.


My real smile comes when i am with you.


Log kehte hai ki mohabbat ek bar hoti hain,
Lekin me jb jb use dekhu mujhe hr bar hoti h..


तुझे कोई और भी चाहे,
इस बात से दिल थोडा थोडा जलता है,
पर फखर है मुझे इस बात पे कि,
हर कोई मेरी पसंद पे ही मरता है l


Tu MoHabbAt Hai MerI Isi LiYe DooR Hai Mujhse
AgaR JiDd HotI Toh SaaM TaKK BaaHon Mei Hoti..




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Real Love Is Not Based On Romance Candle Light Dinner n Walks Along The Beach. In fact It Is Based On Respect Compromise Care n Trust..

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

today I already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?!??!

C.L.I.C.K. means: C=cant live without u L=love u I=i miss u C=care about u K=kiss frm my heart 2 u So whenever u miss me jst say CLICK

Love Is The Happiness Of Today, And Promise Of Tomorrow, So This Warm Note Comes 2 You, 2 Say That Live Life With A Heart Full Of Love.

Velentine_Day_Pictures


Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on Feb 13th, get back together on the 15th

Why do I need a date for Valentine’s Day? I can buy my own damn flowers & box of chocolate…

Valentines Day is so fake. If you love someone, you’ll treat him/her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren’t even there before. Happy Valentine’s Day

Love_Pic_Velentine_Day


48+2 Members can sit in a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in a auto 1+1 can sit in a Bike. Only 1 can sit in my Heart, That’s ‘YOU’ My dear valentine.

I wish to live in your eyes! Die in your arms and Be buried in your heart! Happy Valentine’s day

To all my friends who are commited: Happy Valentine`s Day…. and To all my friends who r single, Happy Independance Day…:)

Girl: Why are you followinq me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

God made mud … God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt..

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1) Jiski sazaa sirf tum ho,
Mujhe aisa koi gunaah karna hain…..!!

2) Someone asked me, How’s life….?
I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.

3) धडकनों को कुछ तो काबू में कर ए दिल
अभी तो पलकें झुकाई है मुस्कुराना अभी बाकी है उनका.

4) My real smile comes when i am with you.



5) Log kehte hai ki mohabbat ek bar hoti hain,
Lekin me jb jb use dekhu mujhe hr bar hoti h..

6) Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate…
Main aur Tum agar hum ho jaate…

7) My heart was taken by you, broken by you
And now it’s in pieces because of you….!!!

8) वो बड़े ताज्जुब से पूछ बैठा मेरे गम की वजह..
फिर हल्का सा मुस्कराया, और कहा, मोहब्बत की थी ना… ??

9) Sometimes it’s better to be alone,
No one can hurt you that way.

10) Kuch isliye b mene use jaane se nhi roka,
Kyu ki jata hi kyu agar mera hota……!!!!!

11) Suna hain duaon ki keemat nahi hoti,
Fir bhi karobaar khub chalta hain iska

12) Happiness is not ready made,
It comes by our own actions….!!!!

13) जिंदगी मेरे कानो मे अभी होले से कुछ कह गई,
उन रिश्तो को संभाले रखना जिनके बिन गुज़ारा नहीं होता

14) To succeed in life, you need two things,
Ignorance and Confidence.

15) Waqt atcha ho to aapki galti bhi mazak lgti hai
Or waqt khrab ho to mazak bhi galti ban jati hain.

16) Rim jhim rim jhim baras rahi hai,
Yaad tumhaari qatraa – qatraa……


17) Mujhe maar hi na dale in badlon ki sazish,
Ye jb se baras rahe hain tum yaad aa rhe ho.


18) Whenever it rains, I feel you.

19) Ye husn-e mosam, ye barish, ye hawayein,
Lgta hai mohabbat ne aaj kisi ka sath diya hai


20) Is barish k mausam me ajeeb si kashish h
Na chahte hue bhi koi shidat se yaad aata hai.


21) Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua h
Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.

22) Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai
Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..

23) Ache nishane baz ho tum thik nishane pe tune teer mara
Duniya se hr baaji jitne wala, aaj tumse apna dil hara.

24) Wo ‘mili bhi to sirf khuda ke darbaar mein,
Ab tum hi batao yaaron hum ‘ibaadat karte ya mohabbat’.

25) Mausam ki khushgawari ka ek hi ishara hai,
Yaadein hain jiski woh yaar humara hain….

26)  खुश हूं और सबको खुश रखता हुँ
लापरवाह हुँ फिर भी सबकी परवाह
करता हुँ
मालुम है कोई मोल नही मेंरा
फिर भी अनमोल लोगो से रिस्ता
रखता

27) Dil main tamannao ko dabana seekh liya, 
Gam ko ankhon me chhipana seekh liya
Mere Chahre se kahin koi baat zaahir na ho jaye
Daba ke inn Hoto ko muskurana sikh liya......

28) Kash Humari Bhi Parwah Kisi ne Ki Hoti,
 To Ye Duniya Humse Khafa nahi Hoti,
Agar Aata Aap Jaisa Muskurana Humein
To Humse Bhi Aap Jaise Hi Kisi Shaks
Ne Mohabbat Ki Hoti

29) Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Paane Se,
Dil Maanta Nahi Kisi Ke Samjhane Se
Ruk Jati Hai Dhadkane Dil ki Aapko Bhul Jane Se
Isliye Aapko Yaad Karte Hai Jeene ke Bagane Se..........):


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  • Best & Worst Feeling Of World. The best feeling in the World is when u FALL in Love. The worst feeling in the World is when u FAIL in Love .... :(

  • Never make anyone "very special" in your Life Because When they "change You don't "hate" them Instead you start "HATING" yourself !! :(

  • When She Is Not with Me She knows that i Love Her. she knows that i Miss Her. she also knows that i can't live without her but she doesn't know that when she is not with me i *#*Cry for her :"(

  • I am Alone without her
    I can't live without her......
    Even #God doesn't know.....
    How much I #Love her .......:'

  • I Cry Too Much Daily
  • I saw my face in her eyes
    She is so #Wise & #Nice
    She try to forget me daily
    I can't forget her #Face
    So, I Cry too much daily......:'(

  • Lover's Name On Hand
  • A Heart touching msg from
    a boy who failed in love:
    Dat day I tattooed
    my Lover's name on my hand
    2day by looking at dat
    my DAUGHTER asked me
    "Do U Love me so much Dad"? :(

  • Some People Play With Feelings
  • Some people come into our Life
    and make it so beautiful __
    Some stay for a while and
    leave their footprints on our #Hearts__ :(
    But some people just ruin ur #Life
    by playing with ur feelings__ :'

  • The Hardest Moment In Life
  • The hardest moment is not
    When tears flow from your eyes
    It's When you have to hide the
    #Tears in your eyes with a #Smile....!!

  • why does it feel like every time i start to be happy. BAM i get crushed, and my heart breaks.

  • just realised they hasn't been truly happy, in a really long time. :(

  • I am getting pretty good at holding it together, when all I really want to do is fall apart, construct a wall, and hide from the world. </3

  • You know you're alone when no one wants to talk to you, text you, or spend time with you. Even your counsellor doesn't show up for your scheduled session.

  • I hate it when you realize that you mean nothing or damn near nothing to someone who means everything to you.

  • life's so shit it makes wot comes out the dog's ass look good!.

  • ...Just goin thru the motions.

  • on day you will cry, like i cried for you, one day you will miss me like i missed you , one day you will love me , but i will not love you.

  • i smiled and said nothing,.

  • Sometimes, you can't feel the fire till you're already burned.

  • Man I'd be a good garbage man, I'm always down in the dumps.

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  1. Zindagi hamaari yun hi sitam ho gayi
  2. Khushi na jaane kahan dafan ho gayi
    Likha Khuda ne mohabbat sabki taqdeer mein
    Hamaari baari aayi to syaahi hi khatm ho gayi.



  3. Sapna kabhi sakaar nahi hota,
  4. Mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota.
    Sab kuchh ho jata hai duniya mein,
    Magar dobara kisi se sachcha pyaar nahi hota



  5. Uske intezar ke maare hain hum
  6. Bus uski yaadon ke sahaare hain hum
    Duniya jeet kar kya karna hai ab
    Jise duniya se jeeta tha,
    Aaj usi se haare hain hum



  7. Woh mehandi wale hath mujhe dikha kar royi
  8. Ab main hoon kisi aur ki, yeh mujhe bata ka royi
    Pehle kehti thi ki nahi jee sakti tere bin
    Aaj phir se woh baat dohra kar royi
    Kaise kar loon uski mohabbat pe shak yaaron
    Woh bhari mehfil mein mujhe gale laga kar royi



  9. !Aakhri Baar Tere Pyaar Ko Sajda Kar Luon,
  10. Lout Ke Phir Teri Mehfil Mein Nahi Aayunga,
    Apni Barbaad Mohabbat Ka Janaja Le Kar,
    Teri Duniya Se Bahut Durr Chala Jaunga…!



  11. !Hum kabhi mil na paye toh maaf karna,
  12. Aap ko yaad na kar paye toh maaf karna,
    Is Dil se toh kabhi Hum bhula na payenge aap ko,
    Par ye Dil hi Agar Ruk Jaye toh maaf karna…!

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  13. !Kuch Nahi Baaki Bacha Hai Tere Jaane Ke Baad,
  14. Tadap Uth-ta Hai Mera Dil Aaye Jo Teri Yaad,
    Mayoos Ho Gya Hun Mei Apni Sooni Zindagi Se,
    Koi To Ho Jo Samjhe Mere Dil Ke Yeh Jajbaat…!



  15. !Ek Baat Satati Hai, Jab Teri Yaad Aati Hai,
  16. Kyu Mujhse Ruth Gaya, Jaane Kyu Door Gaya,
    Ye Pehli Bar Hua, Ye Kyu Ehsas Hua,
    Jane Anjane Kyuu…Mujhe Tumse Pyar Hua,
    Hanste Hanste Roti Hu, Rote Rote Hansti Hun,
    Phir Khud Se Kehti Hun Jo Hona Tha Ho Hi Gayaa…!



  17. !Pyar To Zindagi Ko Sajane Ke Liye Hai,
  18. Par Zindagi Bus Dard Badhane Ke Liye Hai,
    Mere Ander Ki Udasi Kash Koi To Padhe,
    Kai Ye Hasta Hua Chehra To Zamane Ke Liye Hai…!



  19. !Chaha tha tujhe wo meri khud garji thi,
  20. thukrayaa tune wo teri khud garji thi,
    Tune jan mangi mohhabat me wo teri marji thi,
    Hum bhi fanaa ho gaye ye meri marji thi…!


  21. !Woh bewafa hmara imtihan kya legi,
  22. jab milegi to najar jhuka legi,
    use meri kabar par diya jalane ko mat kehna,
    nadan hai apna haath jala legi…!


  23. !Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hain,
  24. Kaanton ko kisne yaad kiya,
    Hum kaanton se mohabbat karte hain,
    Kyunki phool ne hamein barbaad kiya…!



  25. !Tum aaye zindgi me kahani ban kar,
  26. Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni ban kar,
    Basa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me,
    Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se pani ban kar…!



  27. !Pi Hai Sharab Har Gali Ki Dukan Se,
  28. Dosti Si Ho Gayi Hai Sharab Ki Jam Se,
    Gujre Hai Hum Kuch Aise Mukam Se,
    Ki Aankhen Bhar Aati Hai Mohabbat Ke Nam Se…!



  29. !Pyaar Karke Jatayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi,
  30. Yaad Karke Koi Bataye Ye Jaruri To Nahi,
    Rone Wala To Dil Me Hi Ro Leta Hai,
    Aankh Me Aansoon Aayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi…!




  31. !Bina Baat Ke Hi Ruthne Ki Adat Hai,
  32. Kisi Apne Ke Saat Na Paane Ki Adat Hai,
    Tum Khush Raho Mera Kya Hai,
    Mein To Aaina Hun Mujhe To Tutne Ki Adat Hai..!



  33. Tanhai aksar puchti hai humse,
  34. Kya ab tak intzar hai unke laut aane ka,
    Dil muskura k kehta hai,
    Mujhe toh ab tak yakeen nahi unke chale jane ka…!



  35. !Uski Chahat Se Ikrar Na Karte,
  36. Uski Kasmo Ka Aitbar Na Krte,
    Agar Pata Hota Hum Sirf Mazak H Unke Liye,
    Ksam Se Jaan De Dete Par Pyr N……… Krte…!



  37. !Ab Ansuon Ko Aankhon Mein sajaana Hoga,
  38. Chiraag Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalana Hoga,
    Na Samajhna Ke Tumse Bichad Ke Khush Hain Hum,
    Hame Logon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga…!



  39. !Iss pathar ki duniya mein,
  40. Aksar dil tut jaya karte hai.
    Ankehn bhi sambhal kar band karna,
    Mere dost, palko ke bich bhi,
    Sapne tut jaya karte hai…!


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  1. I want an auctioneer to read my eulogy.
  2. When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold?
  3. I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!
  4. If a man said he'll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it
  5. Every few years I come to the realization that I was such an idiot just a few years ago.
  6. I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
  7. I believe in karma That means I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it .
  8. Turn your wounds into wisdom.
  9. Here's an idea, how about everyone stfu and quit bitching about lame posts and just steal statuses like you're here for anyways. Better yet, come up with your own shit if it's such a big deal you uncreative douches. Now let the dislikes and vulgar comments begin.
  10. Somewhere in the world right now a honeybadger is sitting alone crying because no one believes that he DOES care.
  11. Life is only as great as the risks you're willing to take.
  12. I don't always post updates...but when I do, I prefer status stalker...stay lazy my friends.
  13. Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot.
  14. New Rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I am guaranteed at least one attempt at trying to trip you.
  15. Thank you for giving me pieces of your heart to fill in the breaks in mine.
  16. Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic. Last scene: him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception: him waking up on a beach.
  17. The happiness of your life...depends on the quality of your thoughts.
  18. So, to put a positive spin on Daylight Savings Time, instead of "losing an hour of sleep" on a Saturday...we should put our clocks ahead at 4pm on a Wednesday, it would be "leave work early day".
  19. I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
  20. ALL relationships go through shit. REAL relationships get through shit


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  1. अपनी दोस्ती का बस इतना सा असूल है, जो तू कुबूल है.... तो तेरा सब कुछ कुबूल है...
  2. मिल सके आसानी से , उसकी ख्वाहिश किसे है? ज़िद तो उसकी है ... जो मुकद्दर में लिखा ही नहीं...
  3. जल जाते हैं मेरे अंदाज़ से मेरे दुश्मन क्यूंकि एक मुद्दत से मैंने न मोहब्बत बदली और न दोस्त बदले .!!.
  4. मेरा वजूद नहीं किसी तलवार और तख़्त ओ ताज का मोहताज, में अपने हुनर और होंठो की हंसी से लोगो के दिल पे राज करता हैं....
  5. आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
  6. दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है...! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है...!!
  7. कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है...!!!
  8. आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
  9. दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है...! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है...!!
  10. कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है...!!!

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  12. आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
  13. दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है...! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है...!!
  14. इश्क ओर दोस्ती मेरे दो जहान है,इश्क मेरी रुह, तो दोस्ती मेरा ईमान है,इश्क पर तो फिदा करदु अपनी पुरी जिंदगी,पर दोस्ती पर, मेरा इश्क भी कुर्बान है
  15. मुकद्दर में लिखा के लाये हैं दर-ब-दर भटकना.. मौसम कोई भी हो परिंदे परेशान ही रहते हैं...
  16. " बात " उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई " बात " होती है..!
  17. वो भी आधी रात को निकलता है और मैं भी ...... फिर क्यों उसे "चाँद" और मुझे "आवारा" कहते हैं लोग .... ?
  18. उसके हाथ की गिरिफ्त ढीली पड़ी तो महसूस हुआ यही वो जगह है जहाँ रास्ता बदलना है...
  19. सूरज सितारे चाँद मेरे साथ मेँ रहे जब तक तुम्हारे हाथ मेरे हाथ में रहे शाख़ों से टूट जाये वो पत्ते नहीं हम आँधी से कोई कह दे कि औक़ात में रहे
  20. सूखे होंटों पे ही होती हैं मीठी बातें प्यास जब बुझ जाये तो लहजे बदल जाते हैं .....!!
  21. Dhoka Deti Hain MasoOm ChehrOn KiChamAk AksAr .... !?!!?! .... Har KaanCh Kay TukrAy Ko HeEra Nahi KehtAy .... !
  22. Dhoka Deti Hain MasoOm ChehrOn KiChamAk AksAr .... !?!!?! .... Har KaanCh Kay TukrAy Ko HeEra Nahi KehtAy .... !


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  • I want an auctioneer to read my eulogy.
  • When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold?
  • I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!
  • If a man said he'll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it
  • Every few years I come to the realization that I was such an idiot just a few years ago.
  • I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
  • I believe in karma That means I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it .
  • Turn your wounds into wisdom.
  • Here's an idea, how about everyone stfu and quit bitching about lame posts and just steal statuses like you're here for anyways. Better yet, come up with your own shit if it's such a big deal you uncreative douches. Now let the dislikes and vulgar comments begin.
  • Somewhere in the world right now a honeybadger is sitting alone crying because no one believes that he DOES care.
  • Life is only as great as the risks you're willing to take.
  • I don't always post updates...but when I do, I prefer status stalker...stay lazy my friends.
  • Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot.
  • New Rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I am guaranteed at least one attempt at trying to trip you.
  • Thank you for giving me pieces of your heart to fill in the breaks in mine.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic. Last scene: him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception: him waking up on a beach.
  • The happiness of your life...depends on the quality of your thoughts.
  • So, to put a positive spin on Daylight Savings Time, instead of "losing an hour of sleep" on a Saturday...we should put our clocks ahead at 4pm on a Wednesday, it would be "leave work early day".
  • I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
  • ALL relationships go through shit. REAL relationships get through shit