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I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Waiting for wi-fi network.
Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. 
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Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains
I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two thing
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p
CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
Contributing to entropy since 1994.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
s..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.