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1) Jiski sazaa sirf tum ho,
Mujhe aisa koi gunaah karna hain…..!!

2) Someone asked me, How’s life….?
I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.

3) धडकनों को कुछ तो काबू में कर ए दिल
अभी तो पलकें झुकाई है मुस्कुराना अभी बाकी है उनका.

4) My real smile comes when i am with you.



5) Log kehte hai ki mohabbat ek bar hoti hain,
Lekin me jb jb use dekhu mujhe hr bar hoti h..

6) Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate…
Main aur Tum agar hum ho jaate…

7) My heart was taken by you, broken by you
And now it’s in pieces because of you….!!!

8) वो बड़े ताज्जुब से पूछ बैठा मेरे गम की वजह..
फिर हल्का सा मुस्कराया, और कहा, मोहब्बत की थी ना… ??

9) Sometimes it’s better to be alone,
No one can hurt you that way.

10) Kuch isliye b mene use jaane se nhi roka,
Kyu ki jata hi kyu agar mera hota……!!!!!

11) Suna hain duaon ki keemat nahi hoti,
Fir bhi karobaar khub chalta hain iska

12) Happiness is not ready made,
It comes by our own actions….!!!!

13) जिंदगी मेरे कानो मे अभी होले से कुछ कह गई,
उन रिश्तो को संभाले रखना जिनके बिन गुज़ारा नहीं होता

14) To succeed in life, you need two things,
Ignorance and Confidence.

15) Waqt atcha ho to aapki galti bhi mazak lgti hai
Or waqt khrab ho to mazak bhi galti ban jati hain.

16) Rim jhim rim jhim baras rahi hai,
Yaad tumhaari qatraa – qatraa……


17) Mujhe maar hi na dale in badlon ki sazish,
Ye jb se baras rahe hain tum yaad aa rhe ho.


18) Whenever it rains, I feel you.

19) Ye husn-e mosam, ye barish, ye hawayein,
Lgta hai mohabbat ne aaj kisi ka sath diya hai


20) Is barish k mausam me ajeeb si kashish h
Na chahte hue bhi koi shidat se yaad aata hai.


21) Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua h
Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.

22) Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai
Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..

23) Ache nishane baz ho tum thik nishane pe tune teer mara
Duniya se hr baaji jitne wala, aaj tumse apna dil hara.

24) Wo ‘mili bhi to sirf khuda ke darbaar mein,
Ab tum hi batao yaaron hum ‘ibaadat karte ya mohabbat’.

25) Mausam ki khushgawari ka ek hi ishara hai,
Yaadein hain jiski woh yaar humara hain….

26)  खुश हूं और सबको खुश रखता हुँ
लापरवाह हुँ फिर भी सबकी परवाह
करता हुँ
मालुम है कोई मोल नही मेंरा
फिर भी अनमोल लोगो से रिस्ता
रखता

27) Dil main tamannao ko dabana seekh liya, 
Gam ko ankhon me chhipana seekh liya
Mere Chahre se kahin koi baat zaahir na ho jaye
Daba ke inn Hoto ko muskurana sikh liya......

28) Kash Humari Bhi Parwah Kisi ne Ki Hoti,
 To Ye Duniya Humse Khafa nahi Hoti,
Agar Aata Aap Jaisa Muskurana Humein
To Humse Bhi Aap Jaise Hi Kisi Shaks
Ne Mohabbat Ki Hoti

29) Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Paane Se,
Dil Maanta Nahi Kisi Ke Samjhane Se
Ruk Jati Hai Dhadkane Dil ki Aapko Bhul Jane Se
Isliye Aapko Yaad Karte Hai Jeene ke Bagane Se..........):


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  • For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.
  • Some of my friends are like a slinky – completely useless, but fun to push down stairs.
  • Is On The Toilet (>_<) (o_o) (0_0) ~ (^_^) Ahhhhhhhh That`s Better. 
  • I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
  • I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights. 
  • I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
  • Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”
  • LIKE if you have that one friend that Laughs at everything. Even when it’s not funny.
  • “Was that lightning?!” “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…”
  • Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook.
  • If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
  • If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids, why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
  • That awkward moment when someone *Likes* One of your Very old Facebook statuses and you think “Creeper”.
  • The best feature of the iPhone is the feature that keeps you from getting pushed in the pool.
  • When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation.
  • When I order coffee or whatever from starbucks and they ask me for my name I like to look at their name tag and then just say their name and then they’re always like nooo wayyy that’s my name too and then I’m also like noo wayyy and I always expect them to give me something for free because we have the same name but they never do
  • I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
  • when a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.:D
  • AATCHOO! …….?(-??~•~)?……. If you`re allergic to bullshit, drama, liars, and 2-faced people, LIKE to keep this sneeze going.
  • My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:
  • That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
  • That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
  • Never look back. If Cinderella went to pick up her shoe, she would not had become a princess.:D
  • That awesome moment when you got a question wrong on a test but your teacher accidentally marked it correct.
  • If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
  • A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
  • If I opened a camera store called Photo Shop, do you think I’d get sued by Adobe?
  • Somebody slowly drove by my apartment around 3am this morning blasting not rap, not rock, but organ music. I’m pretty sure it was the Phantom of the Opera.
  • Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face… Yes my kids found my Sharpie stash.
  • You know you’re getting old when the guys from the “cialis” commercials are starting to look hot.
  • Women love the winter because they don’t have to shave their legs. I think it’s time for me to shave though…my giraffe tattoo has a mustache!
  • 1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don’t admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening.
  • Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
  • If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.
  • Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
  • Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
  • One day a chicken crossed the road and met james bond and said whats your name?? ….bond james bond… whats yours??..ken chick ken!
  • Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like
  • status: I can’t log into facebook
  • Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
  • Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
  • If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
  • I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life…good luck!
  • Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
  • Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
  • Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
  • I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
  • I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.
  • Mom always said not to write on walls…but apparently on Facebook you can.
  • Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “good-bye!” 

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  • Best & Worst Feeling Of World. The best feeling in the World is when u FALL in Love. The worst feeling in the World is when u FAIL in Love .... :(

  • Never make anyone "very special" in your Life Because When they "change You don't "hate" them Instead you start "HATING" yourself !! :(

  • When She Is Not with Me She knows that i Love Her. she knows that i Miss Her. she also knows that i can't live without her but she doesn't know that when she is not with me i *#*Cry for her :"(

  • I am Alone without her
    I can't live without her......
    Even #God doesn't know.....
    How much I #Love her .......:'

  • I Cry Too Much Daily
  • I saw my face in her eyes
    She is so #Wise & #Nice
    She try to forget me daily
    I can't forget her #Face
    So, I Cry too much daily......:'(

  • Lover's Name On Hand
  • A Heart touching msg from
    a boy who failed in love:
    Dat day I tattooed
    my Lover's name on my hand
    2day by looking at dat
    my DAUGHTER asked me
    "Do U Love me so much Dad"? :(

  • Some People Play With Feelings
  • Some people come into our Life
    and make it so beautiful __
    Some stay for a while and
    leave their footprints on our #Hearts__ :(
    But some people just ruin ur #Life
    by playing with ur feelings__ :'

  • The Hardest Moment In Life
  • The hardest moment is not
    When tears flow from your eyes
    It's When you have to hide the
    #Tears in your eyes with a #Smile....!!

  • why does it feel like every time i start to be happy. BAM i get crushed, and my heart breaks.

  • just realised they hasn't been truly happy, in a really long time. :(

  • I am getting pretty good at holding it together, when all I really want to do is fall apart, construct a wall, and hide from the world. </3

  • You know you're alone when no one wants to talk to you, text you, or spend time with you. Even your counsellor doesn't show up for your scheduled session.

  • I hate it when you realize that you mean nothing or damn near nothing to someone who means everything to you.

  • life's so shit it makes wot comes out the dog's ass look good!.

  • ...Just goin thru the motions.

  • on day you will cry, like i cried for you, one day you will miss me like i missed you , one day you will love me , but i will not love you.

  • i smiled and said nothing,.

  • Sometimes, you can't feel the fire till you're already burned.

  • Man I'd be a good garbage man, I'm always down in the dumps.

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  1. Zindagi hamaari yun hi sitam ho gayi
  2. Khushi na jaane kahan dafan ho gayi
    Likha Khuda ne mohabbat sabki taqdeer mein
    Hamaari baari aayi to syaahi hi khatm ho gayi.



  3. Sapna kabhi sakaar nahi hota,
  4. Mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota.
    Sab kuchh ho jata hai duniya mein,
    Magar dobara kisi se sachcha pyaar nahi hota



  5. Uske intezar ke maare hain hum
  6. Bus uski yaadon ke sahaare hain hum
    Duniya jeet kar kya karna hai ab
    Jise duniya se jeeta tha,
    Aaj usi se haare hain hum



  7. Woh mehandi wale hath mujhe dikha kar royi
  8. Ab main hoon kisi aur ki, yeh mujhe bata ka royi
    Pehle kehti thi ki nahi jee sakti tere bin
    Aaj phir se woh baat dohra kar royi
    Kaise kar loon uski mohabbat pe shak yaaron
    Woh bhari mehfil mein mujhe gale laga kar royi



  9. !Aakhri Baar Tere Pyaar Ko Sajda Kar Luon,
  10. Lout Ke Phir Teri Mehfil Mein Nahi Aayunga,
    Apni Barbaad Mohabbat Ka Janaja Le Kar,
    Teri Duniya Se Bahut Durr Chala Jaunga…!



  11. !Hum kabhi mil na paye toh maaf karna,
  12. Aap ko yaad na kar paye toh maaf karna,
    Is Dil se toh kabhi Hum bhula na payenge aap ko,
    Par ye Dil hi Agar Ruk Jaye toh maaf karna…!

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  13. !Kuch Nahi Baaki Bacha Hai Tere Jaane Ke Baad,
  14. Tadap Uth-ta Hai Mera Dil Aaye Jo Teri Yaad,
    Mayoos Ho Gya Hun Mei Apni Sooni Zindagi Se,
    Koi To Ho Jo Samjhe Mere Dil Ke Yeh Jajbaat…!



  15. !Ek Baat Satati Hai, Jab Teri Yaad Aati Hai,
  16. Kyu Mujhse Ruth Gaya, Jaane Kyu Door Gaya,
    Ye Pehli Bar Hua, Ye Kyu Ehsas Hua,
    Jane Anjane Kyuu…Mujhe Tumse Pyar Hua,
    Hanste Hanste Roti Hu, Rote Rote Hansti Hun,
    Phir Khud Se Kehti Hun Jo Hona Tha Ho Hi Gayaa…!



  17. !Pyar To Zindagi Ko Sajane Ke Liye Hai,
  18. Par Zindagi Bus Dard Badhane Ke Liye Hai,
    Mere Ander Ki Udasi Kash Koi To Padhe,
    Kai Ye Hasta Hua Chehra To Zamane Ke Liye Hai…!



  19. !Chaha tha tujhe wo meri khud garji thi,
  20. thukrayaa tune wo teri khud garji thi,
    Tune jan mangi mohhabat me wo teri marji thi,
    Hum bhi fanaa ho gaye ye meri marji thi…!


  21. !Woh bewafa hmara imtihan kya legi,
  22. jab milegi to najar jhuka legi,
    use meri kabar par diya jalane ko mat kehna,
    nadan hai apna haath jala legi…!


  23. !Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hain,
  24. Kaanton ko kisne yaad kiya,
    Hum kaanton se mohabbat karte hain,
    Kyunki phool ne hamein barbaad kiya…!



  25. !Tum aaye zindgi me kahani ban kar,
  26. Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni ban kar,
    Basa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me,
    Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se pani ban kar…!



  27. !Pi Hai Sharab Har Gali Ki Dukan Se,
  28. Dosti Si Ho Gayi Hai Sharab Ki Jam Se,
    Gujre Hai Hum Kuch Aise Mukam Se,
    Ki Aankhen Bhar Aati Hai Mohabbat Ke Nam Se…!



  29. !Pyaar Karke Jatayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi,
  30. Yaad Karke Koi Bataye Ye Jaruri To Nahi,
    Rone Wala To Dil Me Hi Ro Leta Hai,
    Aankh Me Aansoon Aayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi…!




  31. !Bina Baat Ke Hi Ruthne Ki Adat Hai,
  32. Kisi Apne Ke Saat Na Paane Ki Adat Hai,
    Tum Khush Raho Mera Kya Hai,
    Mein To Aaina Hun Mujhe To Tutne Ki Adat Hai..!



  33. Tanhai aksar puchti hai humse,
  34. Kya ab tak intzar hai unke laut aane ka,
    Dil muskura k kehta hai,
    Mujhe toh ab tak yakeen nahi unke chale jane ka…!



  35. !Uski Chahat Se Ikrar Na Karte,
  36. Uski Kasmo Ka Aitbar Na Krte,
    Agar Pata Hota Hum Sirf Mazak H Unke Liye,
    Ksam Se Jaan De Dete Par Pyr N……… Krte…!



  37. !Ab Ansuon Ko Aankhon Mein sajaana Hoga,
  38. Chiraag Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalana Hoga,
    Na Samajhna Ke Tumse Bichad Ke Khush Hain Hum,
    Hame Logon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga…!



  39. !Iss pathar ki duniya mein,
  40. Aksar dil tut jaya karte hai.
    Ankehn bhi sambhal kar band karna,
    Mere dost, palko ke bich bhi,
    Sapne tut jaya karte hai…!


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  1. I want an auctioneer to read my eulogy.
  2. When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold?
  3. I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!
  4. If a man said he'll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it
  5. Every few years I come to the realization that I was such an idiot just a few years ago.
  6. I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
  7. I believe in karma That means I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it .
  8. Turn your wounds into wisdom.
  9. Here's an idea, how about everyone stfu and quit bitching about lame posts and just steal statuses like you're here for anyways. Better yet, come up with your own shit if it's such a big deal you uncreative douches. Now let the dislikes and vulgar comments begin.
  10. Somewhere in the world right now a honeybadger is sitting alone crying because no one believes that he DOES care.
  11. Life is only as great as the risks you're willing to take.
  12. I don't always post updates...but when I do, I prefer status stalker...stay lazy my friends.
  13. Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot.
  14. New Rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I am guaranteed at least one attempt at trying to trip you.
  15. Thank you for giving me pieces of your heart to fill in the breaks in mine.
  16. Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic. Last scene: him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception: him waking up on a beach.
  17. The happiness of your life...depends on the quality of your thoughts.
  18. So, to put a positive spin on Daylight Savings Time, instead of "losing an hour of sleep" on a Saturday...we should put our clocks ahead at 4pm on a Wednesday, it would be "leave work early day".
  19. I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
  20. ALL relationships go through shit. REAL relationships get through shit


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  1. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  2. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  3. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
  4. I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
  5. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
  6. When Sum One Hates You for no reason.................Give them a reason :P :D _!_
  7. ""My attitude depends on the people in front of me....""
  8. "Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"
  9. Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…
  10. Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…... then i simply replied... " BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…"
  11. I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
  12. Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.
  13. It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.
  14. I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ;)
  15. I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!...

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  17. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.".....
  18. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later......
  19. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!
  20. """There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.'"
  21. ""I don't insult people , I just describe them""
  22. People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.
  23. My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
  24. Me…..myself…and I..!!
  25. My heart is stolen…can I check your bra…….
  26. Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.
  27. I m sorry did i give u d impression that i give a damn abt u???
  28. I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…
  29. Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.
  30. Don’t Copy My Style.
  31. I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right




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  1. अपनी दोस्ती का बस इतना सा असूल है, जो तू कुबूल है.... तो तेरा सब कुछ कुबूल है...
  2. मिल सके आसानी से , उसकी ख्वाहिश किसे है? ज़िद तो उसकी है ... जो मुकद्दर में लिखा ही नहीं...
  3. जल जाते हैं मेरे अंदाज़ से मेरे दुश्मन क्यूंकि एक मुद्दत से मैंने न मोहब्बत बदली और न दोस्त बदले .!!.
  4. मेरा वजूद नहीं किसी तलवार और तख़्त ओ ताज का मोहताज, में अपने हुनर और होंठो की हंसी से लोगो के दिल पे राज करता हैं....
  5. आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
  6. दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है...! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है...!!
  7. कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है...!!!
  8. आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
  9. दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है...! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है...!!
  10. कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है...!!!

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  12. आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
  13. दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है...! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है...!!
  14. इश्क ओर दोस्ती मेरे दो जहान है,इश्क मेरी रुह, तो दोस्ती मेरा ईमान है,इश्क पर तो फिदा करदु अपनी पुरी जिंदगी,पर दोस्ती पर, मेरा इश्क भी कुर्बान है
  15. मुकद्दर में लिखा के लाये हैं दर-ब-दर भटकना.. मौसम कोई भी हो परिंदे परेशान ही रहते हैं...
  16. " बात " उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई " बात " होती है..!
  17. वो भी आधी रात को निकलता है और मैं भी ...... फिर क्यों उसे "चाँद" और मुझे "आवारा" कहते हैं लोग .... ?
  18. उसके हाथ की गिरिफ्त ढीली पड़ी तो महसूस हुआ यही वो जगह है जहाँ रास्ता बदलना है...
  19. सूरज सितारे चाँद मेरे साथ मेँ रहे जब तक तुम्हारे हाथ मेरे हाथ में रहे शाख़ों से टूट जाये वो पत्ते नहीं हम आँधी से कोई कह दे कि औक़ात में रहे
  20. सूखे होंटों पे ही होती हैं मीठी बातें प्यास जब बुझ जाये तो लहजे बदल जाते हैं .....!!
  21. Dhoka Deti Hain MasoOm ChehrOn KiChamAk AksAr .... !?!!?! .... Har KaanCh Kay TukrAy Ko HeEra Nahi KehtAy .... !
  22. Dhoka Deti Hain MasoOm ChehrOn KiChamAk AksAr .... !?!!?! .... Har KaanCh Kay TukrAy Ko HeEra Nahi KehtAy .... !


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  1. Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
  2. Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous
  3. It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.
  4. Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight
  5. I don't think we love each other in the same way. And...I think keeping you near me, would destroy me. ― S.C. Stephens, Thoughtless
  6. The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
  7. LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT'S WORTHS MAKING.!
  8. “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
  9. Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
  10. If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
  11. Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega
  12. You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
  13. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
  14. I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative
  15. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
  16. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
  17. “You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.” – Anthony Jeselnik
  18. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
  19. When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
  20. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
  21. The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
  22. One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.
  23. If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!
  24. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P 
  25. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein
  26. “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”–Across the Universe by Beth Revis
  27. Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
  28. Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. ~John Keats
  29. "I know he's a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”
  30. "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
  31. 'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.' -Rosanne Barr
  32. ”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”

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  • I want an auctioneer to read my eulogy.
  • When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold?
  • I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!
  • If a man said he'll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it
  • Every few years I come to the realization that I was such an idiot just a few years ago.
  • I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
  • I believe in karma That means I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it .
  • Turn your wounds into wisdom.
  • Here's an idea, how about everyone stfu and quit bitching about lame posts and just steal statuses like you're here for anyways. Better yet, come up with your own shit if it's such a big deal you uncreative douches. Now let the dislikes and vulgar comments begin.
  • Somewhere in the world right now a honeybadger is sitting alone crying because no one believes that he DOES care.
  • Life is only as great as the risks you're willing to take.
  • I don't always post updates...but when I do, I prefer status stalker...stay lazy my friends.
  • Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot.
  • New Rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I am guaranteed at least one attempt at trying to trip you.
  • Thank you for giving me pieces of your heart to fill in the breaks in mine.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic. Last scene: him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception: him waking up on a beach.
  • The happiness of your life...depends on the quality of your thoughts.
  • So, to put a positive spin on Daylight Savings Time, instead of "losing an hour of sleep" on a Saturday...we should put our clocks ahead at 4pm on a Wednesday, it would be "leave work early day".
  • I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
  • ALL relationships go through shit. REAL relationships get through shit

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  • To find your prince you need to kiss a few frogs not sleep with the whole pond.
  • Isn't it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?
  • Ways to tell a woman is mad at you: 1. She is silent. 2. She is yelling. 3. She acts different. 4. She acts the same. 5. She kills you.
  • Everything I like is expensive, illegal, or won't text me back.
  • Life is so hard when you have twenty TV shows to watch.
  •  Sorry I'm poor I can't afford to pay attention.
  • If you say you can't cook what your really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.
  • You have 600 friends on Facebook but you have to take your own picture of yourself for your profile photo.
  • I love those moments where no words are said, but you just start laughing with someone.
  • Nothing like my bank account to kill any feelings of spontaneity.
  • No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad.
  • I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street.
  • I'm trying to kick dairy and now I've got the milk shakes.
  • Pocketwatches were replaced by wristwatches, which became digitalwatches, which were replaced by mobile phones. Which we keep in our pockets.
  • You can stop trying to drive me crazy. I'm honestly close enough to walk to it from here.
  • The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%
  • Calm the eff down, different flavored Oreo s. Nobody wants to make that kind of decision. Regular or Double stuff was hard enough.
  • I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.
  • I'm starting to think we as a society may be trying to do too much with the Dorito.


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